Have been looking forward to posting this one. It is one of my personal favourites.
This week is Maths Week. At school today there was a quiz in the staff room and one of the questions asked us to compose a limerick with the first line:
There was a mathematician named Sam....
Here is my attempt
There was a mathematician named Sam
He kept kosher and never ate ham
He really loved pi
And never would lie
Unless he was caught in a jam.