Had a lot of fun with this one.
The wallpaper version is available at the preceding link.
Today's Gratitude Item: The miracle that is "system restore". If I'd thought to try a system restore on my work computer when the problem first reared it's head, I'd have saved myself two and a half hours wasted time / frustration. On days like this, I hate OpenOffice Base with it's indecipherable error messages. At least my precious data survived the experience in-tact.