Thursday, May 20, 2004

Surrounded By Idiots

It's been one of those days. The kids at school are driving me nuts.

I keep myself sane by adding to my collection of "not too bright" / totally incompetent euphemisms.

Google referred me to a long list of these. Below are some of my favourites (not all of which are featured on the longer list).

  • Lights are on but nobodys home
  • Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal
  • A couple of cans short of a six pack
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed
  • A few fruit loops short of a bowl
  • Chocolate for brains
  • Not the brightest crayon in the box
  • Could not find his rear end with both hands
  • Has hit rock bottom and started digging
  • Not the brightest star in the gallaxy

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